svveetlemonade:

mfandcjforever:

svveetlemonade:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation 

i agree bethany

who the fuck is bethany

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sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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iwishihadafather:

so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this

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so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH

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chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

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